most annoying tumblr trends 2013!!!
- "swiggity swag"
- "do he got a booty"
- "bitch i might be"
and now, sliding into place right on time:
- "surprise bitch"
idk man tumblr’s are just having fun why do you gotta be a big bummer about something that makes people smile and laugh that’s kinda a huge asshole thing to do
so in sum:
- beyonce drops an album with no fucking warning and no promotions
- laughing in the face of lady gaga’s art pop expenses
- on the night lorde drops a “secret single”
- on taylor swift’s birthday
- when lupe fiasco had planned to drop his album
- thereby fucking up everyone’s end of the year lists especially rolling stones magazine
- on friday the 13th because fuck your illuminati bullshit
y’all literally could never
i like hoodies bc it’s like am i fat or is this hoodie just big?
if you’re one of those dicks that gives some joke-asshole response to roleplays you don’t want to do, then fuck you
perks of being short
- ur automatically cute by default
- very portable, people carry u places
- rly rad nicknames
cons of being short
- u cant reach anything
- not so rad nicknames
- people use u as an armrest sometimes
perks of being tall
- u can reach things
- u can boop people on their head
- u get to use people as armrests
cons of being tall
- ur basically a portable landmark
- people use u to hide from the sun
- u can’t hide from anyone
WHO IS THAT GIRL?!!
I think it’s Thor’s daughter in the future….. Maybe?
Its supposed to be Sigyn, the Goddess of Fidelity who, in norse mythology, is a beautiful blond woman who is Loki’s faithful wife. In the marvel universe, because she is in the comics a bit, She was meant to marry another warrior named Theoric, but Loki wanted her very much so he killed Theoric in the forest, disguised himself as the warrior and married Sigyn. When the truth came out, Odin wanted to punish Loki and Annul the marriage, but Sigyn remained loyal and so they were allowed to be together and she earned her title as Goddess of Fidelity.
She is always loyal to him, even when he pushes her away. The only myth that really includes her is when Loki is being punished by being tied down under a snake that drops poison from its fangs onto Loki, but Sigyn sits beside him and catches the poison in a bowl to save her husband who she loves.
Im 99.8% sure thats who the girl in this comic is supposed to be.
Reblog or she’ll be in your room tonight..
OH MY GOD
SORRY GUYS BUT
OKAY REBLOGGING THIS.
sorry persons, but
i’m not going to take any risks.e u e
I am so fucking sorry followers I’m scared
BUT WATCH FHE VIDEO ITS SCARIER!
It’s called bedfellows by Drew daywalt!
i want sleep ALONE
I’M A SCARDY CAT! I’M NOT TAKING NO RISKS!
THE AMOUNT OF SORRY RIGHT NOW FOLLOWERS I’M SO SORRY BUT NO CHANCE NO HOW.
lmfao you guys are so stupid nothing is going to happen..
I’m very aware of this, but I’m also very paranoid and don’t want to risk anything.
I FUCKIGN HATE YOU ALL SO FUCKING MUCH RIGHT NOW THSAT’S NOT FUCKING OKAY I AHTE YOU ALL I HATE YHOU HATE YOU HATE OYU
jesus FUCKING CHRIST,
this pic is 2 years old and i still never found a girlfriend
gee i wonder why…
i didn’t come to this website to be criticized by a my little pony blog
Stages of grieving Jim Moriarty’s death
is the youtube rewind 2013 literally a mashup of the fox, blurred lines and macklemore
nope its actually so much worse
So when the Levi figures went up for pre-order online, I snagged two in the hype, only to discover a friend decided to order one as a gift for me, and that another one is planning on getting the cleaning variant when it comes out. I really don’t need four of them, so I’m giving one figure and some other stuff away!!
YOU WILL WIN:
- Levi BRAVE-ACT 1/8 Scale figure by Sentinel, PRE-ORDER ITEM (released January 2014)
- Green Survey Corps hoodie (Size L, fitted for people who are around 165-173cm tall. Will be slightly baggy on shorter people which is super qt (✿◠‿◠)ノ♡)
- White Survey Corps headphones
- Ends noon on Friday, 10th January, 2014 MELBOURNE TIME (GMT +10) Please keep the time difference in mind!
- Like for one entry, reblog ONLY ONCE for one entry (you get two entries, multiple reblogs do not count)
- Followers will get one extra entry (three total entries, not mandatory to win. Please don’t feel obligated, but followers get a lil thanks and extra appreciation u feel me?)
- No giveaway blogs (I will check!!)
- Winner will be determined by a random number generator
- In the event that you do win, you must respond to my message within 24 hours, or another winner will be chosen, so keep your ask open!!
- Items will be shipped WHEN I RECEIVE THE FIGURE (probably not until late-Jan to early-Feb)
Feel free to delete the wall of text, but leave a link to the GIVEAWAY DETAILS